Did you hear the one about Bill Gates dying and meeting up with St. Peter
at Purgatory? Pete said he was on the"edge" and could go to either heaven
or hell. Bill asked about the differences and Pete told him to have a free
check of both. Went to hell first and it was tropical and nice and lots of
good looking women, good food and plenty of fun. Went to heaven and it was
angel, harps and wings and such. Bill chose hell. 

Several months passed and Peter checked up on Gates in Hell. He was, of
course, in torment in the flames, shackled to a wall. Gates said, "This
wasn'tanything like I saw the first time through here! What
happened?"Peter smiled and said, "Oh, that. It was just the "demo"
version."