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How many Microsoft engineers needed to screw a light bulb ??
None. Microsoft declares darkness the standard.
XHris- ,,,,,,,,
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| 0 0 | *Where did
you go
Christoph J. Mutter a.k.a. CyBaWAMSY on IRC (| ,, |)
yesterday???
mailto:chris@wildsau.idv.uni-linz.ac.at \____/
http://microsoft.is.lame.org:8001/~chris/HATE/ |__| *Wiped Win95
from
/ \ my HDD :)
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XRiS. -- Christoph J. Mutter a.k.a. CyBaWAMSY on #schweine _O_/ o--------o email: chris@wildsau.idv.uni-linz.ac.at / | | M$ suX | try http://microsoft.is.lame.org:8001/~chris/HATE/ _/ \_ o--------o
Cheers,
Fat Brother.
Fatal Error: Couldn't enter Windows, use Doors.
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"imagine the disincentive to software development if after months of
work another company could come along and copy your work and market it
under it's own name...without legal restraints to such copying, companies
like Apple could not afford to advance the state of the art"
--Bill Gates
"...to create a new standard, it takes something that's not just a little
bit different. It takes something that's really new, and really captures
people's imagination...and the Macintosh, of all the machines I've ever
seen, is the only one that meets that standard."
-- Bill Gates
"Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- David R. Hendrickson
_________ Jay Mehta Rajool@cris.com wrght006@aspire.cs.uah.edu maf01299@acan.net "May the forces of evil [Microsoft] become confused on the way to your house." -George Carlin "Saying Windows 95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've seen the Second Coming." -Guy Kawasaki Do you believe in Macintosh? Visit <http://www.evangelist.macaddict.com> to see what you can do to help the cause! This message sent from a Power Macintosh using Navigator 3.0